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2021-10-27 21:14 |
你戒烟都戒成这个样子了?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fd50716baj00r1jhmv0019c000hs00g5g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 老板看着你会心地笑了笑,这小子可以好好培养培养
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F7d2e49cfj00r1jhmv001dc000hr00psg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 还是会说话好啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F7356157dj00r1jhmw000yc000hs00amg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你这是啥手机啊?现在的手机还有这功能,掰弯了还能用不?
![](http://dingyue.ws.126.net/2021/1025/02d43c26g00r1jhmw00y1c0007i007ig.gif) 我赌你妈看见了肯定会打你
![](http://dingyue.ws.126.net/2021/1025/5c072ba6g00r1jhmx010yc00059005pg.gif) 为啥呢?你知道吗
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fc6a4ebebj00r1jhmy000rc000dw00erg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你把一只老母鸡吃了,你吃的可是他们一个星期的原料啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fb5dc6facj00r1jhmy0017c000hs00bag.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 好恶心啊你,学生时代真的有同学凳子底下一直都是黑黄黑黄的
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F4f62b986j00r1jhmy000lc000hs009kg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你这开车技术不咋滴啊
![](http://dingyue.ws.126.net/2021/1025/f581105cg00r1jhmz01cbc0007o009lg.gif) 是说孩子并不想要这个?父母给的不是他们想要的吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F3557f66dj00r1jhmz002bc000gn00nbg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这四组看起来都好厉害的样子
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F5b355b13j00r1jhn0002dc000ff00l1g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这种盘子不是上火锅的时候盛丸子的那种吗
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F5529767dj00r1jhn0001lc000gn00k3g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这么说,这幅画是一个伤感的故事了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F22f366c5j00r1jhn0000zc000gn00fug.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 冰的老干妈是放上去凑数的吗
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Ffda04812j00r1jhn0002ec000gm00lug.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 还是经理?经理皮包的吧
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F40f90c9bj00r1jhn10027c000gn00kxg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 女方的意思就是,你得每月帮我还房贷,还要给我买买买
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F64c1688ej00r1jhn10028c000go00pog.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这题好难,我是想不出来,自己回来晚了,还要让父母心服口服?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F3927a7bcj00r1jhn1001ac000hs00iqg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 直角难道不是90°的吗?这道题还有错?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F302defe5j00r1jhn1000tc000hs00gjg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 万一自己真的成功了呢,总得试一试吧
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F58d20027j00r1jhn10011c000hs00eig.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这可是你女朋友啊,你确定你得体温计是正常的体温计?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F24a7e33bj00r1jhn1000xc000hs00f9g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 就这样一直顶着吗?不能找块石头什么的塞上吗
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fe9a21e21j00r1jhn1001wc000go00m8g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这个熊也是万万没有想到,这食物还会自己送上门
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fe8511339j00r1jhn2001qc000hr00ihg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我离职了还抢你得钱,怎么滴?不服你也管不着我
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F7a92dbe4j00r1jhn2000yc000hs00f4g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这腿是真的吗?怎么这样啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F8e6143fbj00r1jhn2001ec000go00pgg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 听着很委婉的名字,确实杀气挺重的
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F6ca7709ej00r1jhn2000kc000hs00c2g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 该来的没来,不该来的都到齐了啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F73b025cbj00r1jhn2001ic000hs00jdg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 学校给的饭碗,这个学校里的采购员不简单啊,学校肯定是重用你的
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fd5cc2fa6j00r1jhn3001lc000go00lng.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 反正不管怎么说都是蠢呗
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fad1a15b5j00r1jhn30018c000fc00hzg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 他傻还是你傻?下雨不躲起来,你躲哪呢?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F98f0233fj00r1jhn3001ec000gn00jfg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你女朋友说,玩了一圈,还是你最老实
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Ffa008560j00r1jhn3001fc000hq00q2g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这只猫真可爱啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F1974bc5ej00r1jhn30019c000hs00glg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 哈哈,嬴政要是知道,你管这叫花洒肯定会气坏的
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Ff6226151j00r1jhn3001cc000hr00kng.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 装假的才能挣钱知道不,真的多贵啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fb5c41057j00r1jhn4001fc000hs00dzg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 现在的女的,怎么好意思直接跟男的要钱呢?真跟要饭没啥区别
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F22c23dd6j00r1jhn4001gc000hr00ozg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 发给老公的信息一不小心发到公司群里了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fcabd6256j00r1jhn5001bc000hr00opg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 免费的你敢去吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F224fb368j00r1jhn6000zc000cz00efg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 一本正经的胡说八道是吧,越扯越远了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F731f8d82j00r1jhn6001ac000hs00i5g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这就叫自作多情知道了 吗。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fea438b9dj00r1jhn60019c000hs00erg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 确实没有啥特效啊,不过也是个关键人物
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F396da1e5j00r1jhn7000wc000e800gng.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 美女,你玩的是智能手机吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fe57f0df5j00r1jhn80012c000hs00ejg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这咬的真是厉害啊,话说这牙齿挺整齐的啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F02d15fc1j00r1jhn8000zc000er00jjg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这不,p好了。好看吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fefd27e3fj00r1jhn80024c000ho0172g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 现在没点学历还不能出家了,当个和尚都不好当啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F4a84fef4j00r1jhn8000zc000hq00dfg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 女的欲擒故纵,你们村的翠花不简单
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F1c3d3b82j00r1jhn8000hc0009z00h0g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 跟你女朋友说,我们去玩哈哈镜好不好?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fc7d0de9ej00r1jhn9001ac000hr00gqg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 烫的手机画面都不清晰了,这手机不好玩
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F094ddd1ej00r1jhn9001ic000hr00fwg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 最美丈母娘火了,女婿表示,结婚三年都没分清哪个是哪个(不过这两个确实很漂亮啊,妈妈保养的特别好啊)
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fa34a7f77j00r1jhn9001kc000hs00o6g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你说说这是为什么呢?是谁先发明的呢
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F44553d8bj00r1jhna001fc000hs00f2g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 劫了个大船目标多大啊,往哪藏呢
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2F4a24f147j00r1jhna001lc000hr00j1g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 现在你在哪,小时候你在哪,地点都不同
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fe1130617j00r1jhnb000zc000hs00brg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 看似不随便,其实很随便啊,姑娘你还是复杂点吧
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fa6c1cd24j00r1jhnb000oc000hs00a3g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 去年违心了一年,今年终于看不下去了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1025%2Fe8f7f175j00r1jhnb0019c000hs00geg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这个怎么样才能等于0呢,我想了半天也想不出来啊,好难
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