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2021-11-27 22:06 |
据说很多人都答错了,你们呢?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fa69a4c16j00r351wf0012c000dy00gyg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 刚跟女朋友吵了一架,然后就上口了,这女朋友还能要吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F5d7ddff4j00r351wg000hc000dz00i4g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 明明一模一样,你跟我说有个是假的?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fe4089f31j00r351wg001bc000hs00l8g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 兄弟们,这是什么东西啊,突然出来的好几年了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F8676785dj00r351wg002uc000hs00npg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 街上看到的,小孔雀10元一只,可以买不
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F5810df48j00r351wh0020c000hs00qag.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 刚才狗子闻了一下我的袜子,然后就这样了,还翻白眼,啥意思?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F734efe44j00r351wh0010c000hs00jag.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 每栋楼的顶楼这么开发就不愁卖了,空中别墅啊!
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fc6e7b07bj00r351wh002kc000hs00n7g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 好烦人,没房了,我住哪里啊!![红脸][红脸]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fa016e9b1j00r351wh000tc000hs00igg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 第一眼看成是卖豆腐的肯定不止我一个[惊呆]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Ff34847fdj00r351wh0017c000hs00eeg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fc04c391dj00r351wh001vc000hs00rag.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 双十一的快递,今天才拿,拿到手把我高兴坏了,回家就可以起锅烧油了[爱慕][爱慕]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F12d335c0j00r351wi001ac000hs00kvg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) [捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]这是干啥了呀?不应该这么脏啊。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F8ff77399j00r351wi001bc000hs00r4g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F2479365dj00r351wi0012c000hs00q5g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 能吃是福,这样你觉得对吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fe210f027j00r351wj000jc000be00czg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 坚持不打药,变蕾丝花了,还能吃吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F6e01d120j00r351wj003vc000hs00l6g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 找了个女朋友,人很好,还经常帮我打扫卫生
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F2f898670j00r351wj0037c000hs00ubg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 朋友说去年有人出价132万他没卖,今年缺钱用想20万便宜卖给我,我要不要讲讲价?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fa05b4cd0j00r351wj0028c000hs00l2g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 老婆的化妆品护肤品,她说很便宜的,一堆也就几百块钱,是真的吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fdb7152d4j00r351wj001cc000hs00bug.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 坟上种菜,这胆子也忒大了,是个狠人
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Ff40115c8j00r351wj001jc000hs00fcg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 来呀,我不信用水泥封住了你还能偷走我电瓶
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F182bd5bcj00r351wk001zc000hs00qwg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 哭的心都有了,一直盯着我,它要是再不走我就要崩溃了[流泪][流泪]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F598f8842j00r351wl000hc000hs00d9g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F54e0bdedj00r351wl000jc000hs00jzg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 很久没吃了,今天看电影,一次吃个够
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F7cffccf9j00r351wl0017c000hs00iyg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 狗狗把主人打包的外卖给吃了,主人回来我该怎么跟他解释[泪奔]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F0f3fae26j00r351wl0019c000hs00izg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 小舅子写的作业,越来越无语了!!!
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fbc2d4c59j00r351wm001rc000hs00lbg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2Fe0388cb2j00r351wm001oc000hs00m3g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 自从有了这灯罩,看谁敢拿远光灯晃我[绿帽子][绿帽子][绿帽子]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F53587946j00r351wm0010c000gf00fbg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg)
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F8eee587dj00r351wm000dc000gj00kbg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 外卖迟了一个小时,我的汤面变成了面坨
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1126%2F5f2ae451j00r351wm001fc000hs00lvg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 好奇怪的猫,我不仅多看了一眼,原来它是斗鸡眼
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