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2021-12-27 22:06 |
那我可以选择李四吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F81568a15j00r3hdsm001rc000hs00nag.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 对你的身体有危害,反正就是不能用。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F2cc3e7fbj00r3hdsm002fc000go00mfg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 其实这个人是她暗恋的男神。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fe22f0b39j00r3hdsm002ac000hs00j2g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 现在科技发达,可以用手机通信。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F772646eaj00r3hdsn001xc000hs00plg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这些演员的名字太特别了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F643b3b29j00r3hdsn001ac000hs00oyg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 耳机不能这样戴,会影响耳朵的。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fe3604129j00r3hdsn002gc000hs00p8g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 首先,你要把厕所的门关起来。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F8253b05aj00r3hdsn0016c000hs00ntg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 质量不好的东西永远是个低价钱。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F620ad5a7j00r3hdso0025c000go00psg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 喜欢吃自助餐的朋友们可以来我店里,随便挑选。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F6b11bbe2j00r3hdso001tc000go00oug.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 牛肉切得太薄了,肯定是不行的。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fec3eddddj00r3hdsp001kc000hs00qvg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 其实你可以当土地神。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fea7c2f93j00r3hdsp001gc000hs00htg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你这个人一定被人讨厌。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F5ca43e5dj00r3hdsq000oc000hs007ag.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 没有教养的女孩子,建议好好读书。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F26b70301j00r3hdsq001nc000hs00icg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 朋友圈已经有了这条鱼,快点撤回来。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fd6fb0c38j00r3hdsq0025c000hs00i0g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 没有张开眼睛的那位帅哥,他是怎么了?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fdf430b92j00r3hdsr001ac000hs00jyg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 假的耳机可以找客服退货,要不然亏大了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F95781b97j00r3hdsr001cc000hs00m3g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 也许这就是他的电动车钥匙,请你不要羡慕了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fd486d611j00r3hdss0016c000hs00ewg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 老板太坏了,小孩都敢骗。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fd1774189j00r3hdss0021c000go00nig.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 为了赚客户的手续费,我很不容易。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F0c57523dj00r3hdst002ac000go00qzg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 女孩子长得好看,穿什么衣服都很漂亮。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Ff39cc3acj00r3hdst001sc000fh00hgg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 两匹马都装了马达。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F0dac404fj00r3hdst001dc000hs00e7g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这个客房已经被警察封掉了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fa70e1245j00r3hdst000yc000hs00esg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 心里还是有了他,这样的事情我无法接受。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F7a868601j00r3hdsu0014c000hs00heg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 从医学的角度来看,需要花费几十万才能治好。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F770c7ecdj00r3hdsu000sc000ej00k0g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 那我就帮他画图,完成他最后一个心愿。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F0ffcf47dj00r3hdsv001lc000hs00hlg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这个冠军真不简单,一看就是富 婆。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fb3c90897j00r3hdsv001qc000hs00qjg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 先把你手上的可乐喝了吧。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F3b4bd39bj00r3hdsv001gc000hs00qug.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 看妈妈的表情一定是生气了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F7390faa8j00r3hdsv001vc000hs00ndg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 里面有豆芽,我超喜欢吃。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F423671e1j00r3hdsw001sc000fl00ojg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 答应我,下辈子不要做直男了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F9875cdf0j00r3hdsw001dc000hs00ohg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 聊天的时候尽量不要说你的事情。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fcaacc497j00r3hdsw001ec000hs00e8g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 他的钱都花不完了,为什么还要买彩票?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fa1691710j00r3hdsw0024c000ff00i0g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我的外号叫做大哥大,很好听哦。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fd10e701aj00r3hdsw001qc000hs00jog.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 提神抗疲劳就喝咖啡。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F8b4a155ej00r3hdsw001uc000hs00kng.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我考了100分,老师也不鼓励一下。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F5460188fj00r3hdsw001cc000hs00nig.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 说明两人的命运刚刚好。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F65618e68j00r3hdsx0014c000hs00hog.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 她在煮饭给你吃,先吃了再说吧。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Ffd498f92j00r3hdsx001fc000hs00dbg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 天才型的人就是不一样。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F1a2fee7aj00r3hdsx0015c000hs00dxg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 爱我的钱就早点说。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F475125fej00r3hdsy000sc000hs00hng.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我们会用直升飞机、坦克、炮弹来对付它。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F80a92bc4j00r3hdsy0016c000hs00h1g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 一个大男孩还穿什么裙子?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F33ad1f12j00r3hdsz001dc000hs00ibg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 身边没有手机,我会睡不着,你们有没有这种感受?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fcc181d3dj00r3hdt00015c000hs00k8g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 麻将不要打了,警察已经来到路上了。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fa33fec3fj00r3hdt00019c000hs00hrg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 花了十几万就搞出这个玩意,我觉得有点坑。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F642f5164j00r3hdt0002vc000hs00qgg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 妖怪也挺恨孙悟空的,因为他武功很强。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fca9ef2d4j00r3hdt00011c000hs00cdg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 原来你是一位神仙。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F1a194b3cj00r3hdt1001dc000hs00phg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 方法有很多种,你们可以想一想。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2F315623a6j00r3hdt1001ic000go00rmg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 当医生的人一定很辛苦。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fc2115699j00r3hdt1001jc000go00igg.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) “表姐赖我床上不肯走,我下班好困,怎么办?”哈哈哈
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2021%2F1202%2Fe8b130e5j00r3hdt2001xc000hs00u0g.jpg&thumbnail=650x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 答题时间又来了,请把你的答案写在评论区,欢迎大家来讨论。
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