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2022-03-15 18:29 |
“能娶到这种媳妇不知道是啥感觉?”哈哈哈哈
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F9d41230dj00r7nrv50012c000e000fyg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我在职你管我,我离职你还管我,那这职不是白离了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F1779766cj00r7nrv50012c000hs00e9g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 妈;你女朋友怎么样 你:我玩得贼六
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Ff38d9840j00r7nrv6000vc000ea00kwg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 得了病,潜伏时间短,死亡率高,把健康的隔离起来一段时间,得病的就都死光了。病毒找不到活人,自己气死的
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F9c061e7dj00r7nrv6000vc000ev00bcg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 头像是你又怎么样啊,可我是男的啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F0782a8b9j00r7nrv6000zc000f100lug.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 两人相亲原因一目了然。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F21684e88j00r7nrv7000tc000eg00lgg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我经历过,不过不是打,是骂我,我骂回去了,最后我俩约在了某路口单挑,他没打过我,后面分手了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F71cf0e21j00r7nrv7000wc000hs009mg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 医生这样聊天可能影响身高
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fc91a92caj00r7nrv8000yc000f400mlg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我红内裤都买好了,你跟我说是猫年?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fe7b77f28j00r7nrv8000xc000f600dsg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 粒粒皆辛苦
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fb421dda0j00r7nrv90027c000hs00ngg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你姐都要叫你姐夫,你老爸都要叫你亲家
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fb671dffdj00r7nrv9000lc000f3009fg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 只见刘涛猛的起身那么一跺脚,手往天上那么一指,口中念念有词“化解尴尬!”
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F83a8a9faj00r7nrv90010c000ev00brg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 司机:你了不起 你清高 支付0.15元就算了,完事还给我垮起个批脸
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F4eb41009j00r7nrv90013c000ep00m8g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我要看看什么屎值五亿
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Faf637c23j00r7nrva000qc000hs00leg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 她居然这么关心我的身体
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Ffed307caj00r7nrvb0017c000ej00kmg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 半个月一盒打火机
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F65232b94j00r7nrvb000nc000ex00e2g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 我当然能接受,毕竟是你女朋友。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F60133e39j00r7nrvb000qc000eq00dzg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 对面厘米秀挺气派
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F77466177j00r7nrvc0010c000el00l5g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 不要再给我的七万块打电话了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F4946fd36j00r7nrvc000mc000ee00msg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你躺在地上,谁叫你吭声
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F355b9df0j00r7nrvd001lc000hs00fhg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 此时,有一个靓仔在家挨打,被妈妈质问今年的压岁钱去哪了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F76906bf4j00r7nrvd001uc000el00msg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你想一下,一个月工资就发了三张
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fe7f83fe9j00r7nrvd000lc000f9009zg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你发给我,我每天给你两万
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fe9a5a5aej00r7nrve000uc000f200cxg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你等我一会儿
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F71937f0dj00r7nrve000cc000er005og.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你妈同事多也不能骂人啊[nianyu]
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F5217e5c4j00r7nrve000zc000f200d0g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 那我会拥有2999万9800元
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fd4168fc7j00r7nrvg000vc000ew00g9g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 7你为什么有三个妈?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Ff3eea688j00r7nrvg001bc000f600kjg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 自己睡无所谓,有伴儿容易失眠
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fd6a4187bj00r7nrvh000pc000hs00bpg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 案子挺复杂,涉及刘德华、张学友和蔡徐坤
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Faa3c2127j00r7nrvh001oc000eo00m9g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 意义非凡呀,这张钱至少值一百
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F909ae958j00r7nrvi001nc000ez00l2g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 人贩子都被打死了还怎么判刑?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F55a2d1c4j00r7nrvi000nc000ey009ig.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 写下张伟两个字,我直接坐拥上亿
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F76cf746aj00r7nrvj0012c000hs00k6g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 这玩意可值钱了!一张就值100块!!你有这么多张,可以换好多好多100张呢
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fa43eb9dbj00r7nrvk001rc000hs00i5g.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 玩把莎弥拉,进入游戏Ctrl加5
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F749d8757j00r7nrvl000yc000f300dgg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 下地干活你带洛阳铲?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Ff41a24bej00r7nrvl001yc000er00hig.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 你不是说不检查我的书包的吗?
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fa2279959j00r7nrvl000tc000hs00beg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 躲水里吧,毕竟水开了也只有100℃。
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2Fe81ce2b6j00r7nrvm000qc000hs008ng.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 罗翔:这明明就是一场踩踏事故啊
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F71290a92j00r7nrvm000jc000fb007vg.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 那就要看你想要一个什么样的女儿了
![](https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdingyue.ws.126.net%2F2022%2F0221%2F7801993dj00r7nrvn000oc000ez00dug.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg) 确定是小姐姐嘛,那我现在装反诈app了
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